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Sophie Hall

Poem: January

January! The first month of the year, so sadly necessary And yet it stamps the joy out of us mercilessly A month of plans and bans on…

1 min readJan 30, 2024

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Sophie Hall

Poem: That’s a Wrap [AUDIO]

A Christmas poem for BBC Radio London!

1 min readDec 19, 2023

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Sophie Hall

Poem: Sad Little Guys

Have you ever simply sat alone in the dark Eating a Dairylea triangle like a sad shark? Good for you. Who needs a stint at Oxbridge When…

3 min readApr 17, 2023

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Sophie Hall

POEM: The Tupperware Box

The tupperware box that you put pasta in Will never be transparent again It will always be a little bit orange now That’s just how life…

2 min readMar 29, 2023

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Sophie Hall

Poem: The Queue

Did you see the queue for the queen? I think it’s now known as “The Queue” For hundreds of mourners to solemnly wait To walk past the late…

1 min readSep 16, 2022

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Sophie Hall

Poem: When life gives you melons

Boobs! I’ve got some of those!

2 min readFeb 18, 2022

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Sophie Hall

Just text me instead

It’s good to really talk. It’s good to really chat. To connect, to bond, to weld. Anything like that

3 min readSep 18, 2020

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Sophie Hall

Megabus

A new journey. A new destination A new experience for all of us A new desolate hour wait at the coach station A new trip on the Megabus.

2 min readSep 18, 2020

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Sophie Hall

Poem: Oh my god, London

Oh my god, London. I can’t believe I’m finally here. Ready to get on a big red bus and start a new career As an executive cracking wise…

3 min readJul 29, 2017

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Sophie Hall

When Life Gives You Melons

I know having colossal, planet-sized breasts is not the worst problem in the world. I’m grateful to be healthy, have amazing taste in…

7 min readMar 6, 2016

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When Life Gives You Melons

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Sophie Hall

Sophie Hall

I write comedy poems & funny tweets because I am simply too tired to write anything longer. But maybe one day I will! Say hi at sophlouisehall@gmail.com!

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