Sketch: Mundane Hell 😈For the wonderful sketch show SHARED DRIVE from the brilliant minds of Tom Worsley & Rebecca Bain.Oct 19, 2024Oct 19, 2024
Poem: JanuaryJanuary! The first month of the year, so sadly necessary And yet it stamps the joy out of us mercilessly A month of plans and bans on…Jan 30, 2024Jan 30, 2024
Poem: Sad Little GuysHave you ever simply sat alone in the dark Eating a Dairylea triangle like a sad shark? Good for you. Who needs a stint at Oxbridge When…Apr 17, 2023Apr 17, 2023
Poem: The Tupperware BoxThe tupperware box that you put pasta in Will never be transparent again It will always be a little bit orange now That’s just how life…Mar 29, 2023Mar 29, 2023
Poem: The QueueDid you see the queue for the queen? I think it’s now known as “The Queue” For hundreds of mourners to solemnly wait To walk past the late…Sep 16, 2022Sep 16, 2022
Poem: Just text me insteadIt’s good to really talk. It’s good to really chat. To connect, to bond, to weld. Anything like thatSep 18, 20201Sep 18, 20201
Poem: MegabusA new journey. A new destination A new experience for all of us A new desolate hour wait at the coach station A new trip on the Megabus.Sep 18, 2020Sep 18, 2020
Poem: Oh my god, LondonOh my god, London. I can’t believe I’m finally here. Ready to get on a big red bus and start a new career As an executive cracking wise…Jul 29, 2017Jul 29, 2017